1 00:00:01,450 --> 00:00:02,660 [man cheers, claps] 2 00:00:02,743 --> 00:00:05,753 [rock music playing] 3 00:00:05,829 --> 00:00:07,709 [whistle blowing] 4 00:00:09,416 --> 00:00:11,336 [man] Come on! Come on! Let's do this! 5 00:00:11,418 --> 00:00:12,437 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 6 00:00:12,461 --> 00:00:13,631 Go! Go! Go! 7 00:00:15,339 --> 00:00:17,669 [song continues] 8 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:28,516 [chattering] 9 00:00:33,523 --> 00:00:35,783 [song distorts, fades] 10 00:00:40,863 --> 00:00:42,703 Oh. [clears throat] 11 00:00:47,119 --> 00:00:49,369 Rupert and I bought this on our fifth anniversary. 12 00:00:50,164 --> 00:00:52,324 Well, you have exquisite taste. 13 00:00:53,042 --> 00:00:54,592 [chuckles] Do you want it? 14 00:00:55,545 --> 00:00:59,125 But it's a Hockney. It must be worth a million pounds. 15 00:00:59,966 --> 00:01:01,966 Good point. You should've said yes. 16 00:01:02,051 --> 00:01:04,091 - Auction pile, please. - [man 2] Right away, ma'am. 17 00:01:04,804 --> 00:01:05,884 [winces] 18 00:01:08,724 --> 00:01:11,844 So, um, Mrs. Mannion... 19 00:01:11,936 --> 00:01:15,016 Excuse me. Ms. Welton. [groans, chuckles] 20 00:01:15,523 --> 00:01:16,573 George is here. 21 00:01:16,649 --> 00:01:18,239 If he's here, why isn't he here? 22 00:01:18,317 --> 00:01:20,947 Oh. Yes. Good point. 23 00:01:21,529 --> 00:01:22,529 George. 24 00:01:23,114 --> 00:01:25,274 - Higgy boy. [laughs] - Oh! Good one. 25 00:01:25,908 --> 00:01:28,038 Hey. I love what you've done to the place. 26 00:01:28,911 --> 00:01:30,951 Did you do it yourself or get some poof to help you? 27 00:01:30,997 --> 00:01:33,127 I could ask the same of your hair. Please. 28 00:01:34,709 --> 00:01:36,749 - She's a cheeky one, isn't she, eh? - [chuckles] 29 00:01:36,836 --> 00:01:39,085 Right, love. Listen, I've got training in a minute. 30 00:01:39,171 --> 00:01:42,721 So whatever it is you need to get off your impressive chest, 31 00:01:42,799 --> 00:01:44,469 - let me have it. - Of course. 32 00:01:44,551 --> 00:01:45,551 You're fired. 33 00:01:45,635 --> 00:01:47,005 [scoffs] Yeah, right. 34 00:01:47,095 --> 00:01:49,635 And I'll be buying out the remainder of your contract. So... 35 00:01:51,183 --> 00:01:52,803 Wish you the best of luck. 36 00:01:54,561 --> 00:01:56,111 Fired? What the fuck for? 37 00:01:56,980 --> 00:01:58,150 [sighs] 38 00:01:58,231 --> 00:02:00,941 I suppose I could go for any number of reasons, really. 39 00:02:01,735 --> 00:02:03,315 Your casual misogyny, for one. 40 00:02:03,403 --> 00:02:05,233 - What? - I know, it's a big word. 41 00:02:05,322 --> 00:02:06,952 Ask one of your daughters what it means. 42 00:02:07,032 --> 00:02:08,622 Or perhaps it's your performance, 43 00:02:08,699 --> 00:02:12,619 having led this team through yet another remarkably average season. 44 00:02:12,704 --> 00:02:15,284 Or maybe it's because you insist on wearing those tiny shorts 45 00:02:15,373 --> 00:02:17,123 that force me to see one of your testicles. 46 00:02:18,418 --> 00:02:19,668 And there's the other one. 47 00:02:20,337 --> 00:02:21,417 Liam and Noel. 48 00:02:22,047 --> 00:02:23,507 Though, perhaps not an oasis. 49 00:02:23,590 --> 00:02:26,180 Still, if I'm being completely honest, George, 50 00:02:26,259 --> 00:02:29,519 you're fired because I'm the owner now, and I don't like you. 51 00:02:29,596 --> 00:02:31,016 [scoffs] 52 00:02:31,097 --> 00:02:32,937 Now do piss off, you fat twat. 53 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:37,980 Hey, Higgy boy. 54 00:02:38,063 --> 00:02:39,473 What do you think's worse? 55 00:02:39,564 --> 00:02:43,733 Your husband cheating on you or being the last to know? 56 00:02:46,695 --> 00:02:48,945 Is there someone that could pop out and fetch me a salad? 57 00:02:49,031 --> 00:02:50,541 [scoffs] 58 00:02:50,616 --> 00:02:52,996 Nothing with raisins in it, please. 59 00:02:53,077 --> 00:02:54,207 [George] Fuck you. 60 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:58,250 So, what to do as far as new managers go? 61 00:02:58,332 --> 00:03:00,872 Shall I prepare a list of candidates? 62 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:03,630 No. That won't be necessary. 63 00:03:04,088 --> 00:03:06,428 ["SportsCenter" theme playing] 64 00:03:08,342 --> 00:03:11,712 This is a bit of surprising news from the other side of the Atlantic. 65 00:03:11,804 --> 00:03:14,594 AFC Richmond announced the hiring of their new manager, 66 00:03:14,682 --> 00:03:16,932 one Theodore "Ted" Lasso. 67 00:03:17,017 --> 00:03:21,397 Recently, it was Coach Lasso leading the Division II Wichita State Shockers 68 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,320 to their first ever national title in American football. 69 00:03:24,400 --> 00:03:26,910 He took the Shockers from a garbage program 70 00:03:26,986 --> 00:03:29,906 all the way to the promised land in his very first season as head coach. 71 00:03:29,989 --> 00:03:33,999 But for a lot of us, that's not how Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts, 72 00:03:34,076 --> 00:03:35,576 certainly not into our living rooms. 73 00:03:35,661 --> 00:03:37,421 - For me, it'll always be Ted... - [cheering] 74 00:03:38,539 --> 00:03:40,459 celebrating a moment of joy with his team 75 00:03:40,541 --> 00:03:42,751 in a way that you really have to see to understand. 76 00:03:42,835 --> 00:03:44,335 And then, even when you see it... 77 00:03:44,420 --> 00:03:45,510 [chanting, indistinct] 78 00:03:45,588 --> 00:03:48,338 I don't necessarily know that understanding is what we're doing. 79 00:03:48,424 --> 00:03:49,883 [cheering] 80 00:03:50,592 --> 00:03:52,092 Right on, Ted. Do your thing, man. 81 00:03:52,177 --> 00:03:54,517 And good luck with the most beautiful game. 82 00:03:55,013 --> 00:03:56,223 Do us proud. 83 00:03:56,306 --> 00:03:57,306 Go, 'Murica. 84 00:03:58,266 --> 00:04:01,056 [toilet flushes] 85 00:04:11,488 --> 00:04:12,488 Oi, mate. This you? 86 00:04:12,572 --> 00:04:15,192 - I believe it is, yeah. - Oh, man! Legend. 87 00:04:15,283 --> 00:04:16,533 Can I get an ussie? 88 00:04:16,618 --> 00:04:17,868 [camera clicks] 89 00:04:17,952 --> 00:04:19,202 - That's dope. - [Ted chuckles] 90 00:04:19,287 --> 00:04:21,348 You know, back where I'm from, we call those selfies. 91 00:04:21,372 --> 00:04:22,622 Well, it's not "myself," yeah? 92 00:04:22,707 --> 00:04:24,377 It's "us," innit? "Ussie." 93 00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:25,879 Yeah. I like that. 94 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:26,960 Wicked. 95 00:04:27,420 --> 00:04:28,800 You coaching football. 96 00:04:28,880 --> 00:04:31,350 Mate, you are a legend for doing something so stupid. 97 00:04:31,424 --> 00:04:34,094 I mean, it's mental. They're gonna fucking murder you. 98 00:04:34,636 --> 00:04:36,976 Well, you know, I've heard that tune before. 99 00:04:37,055 --> 00:04:38,685 But here I am, still dancing. 100 00:04:38,765 --> 00:04:41,095 - Legend. - Yeah. Nice meeting you. 101 00:04:45,522 --> 00:04:47,182 What you reading? Another soccer book. 102 00:04:47,273 --> 00:04:48,563 Coach, you are a sponge. 103 00:04:49,192 --> 00:04:51,192 Come on. Hit me with a fun fact. 104 00:04:51,277 --> 00:04:53,906 They don't say "out of bounds." They say "into touch." 105 00:04:53,987 --> 00:04:56,747 Okay, you owe me five bucks if I sneak that into a sentence later. 106 00:04:56,824 --> 00:04:58,324 - You're on. - Okay. 107 00:04:58,408 --> 00:04:59,808 - [imitates explosion] - [PA: chime] 108 00:04:59,868 --> 00:05:02,096 [woman on PA] Good evening. We'll be dimming the cabin shortly. 109 00:05:02,120 --> 00:05:04,330 We should get some sleep. The jet lag will kill us. 110 00:05:04,414 --> 00:05:06,664 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 111 00:05:07,709 --> 00:05:09,009 Hmm. 112 00:05:09,086 --> 00:05:10,716 Are we nuts for doing this? 113 00:05:11,338 --> 00:05:12,508 Yeah, this is nuts. 114 00:05:12,589 --> 00:05:15,350 Hey, but taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse, isn't it? 115 00:05:15,384 --> 00:05:17,028 If you're comfortable while you're doing it, 116 00:05:17,052 --> 00:05:18,052 probably doing it wrong. 117 00:05:19,638 --> 00:05:21,688 - Okay, good night, Coach. - Night, Coach. 118 00:05:25,018 --> 00:05:26,648 Oh, oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey! 119 00:05:26,728 --> 00:05:30,108 If we see each other in our dreams, let's goof around a little bit, 120 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:32,585 - pretend like we don't know each other. - You got it, stranger. 121 00:05:32,609 --> 00:05:34,029 Nice. 122 00:05:42,703 --> 00:05:44,703 [man snoring] 123 00:05:45,747 --> 00:05:47,297 [theme music plays] 124 00:06:08,394 --> 00:06:10,484 - [man] You didn't sleep at all? - [Ted] Not a wink. 125 00:06:10,563 --> 00:06:12,733 No. My brain just kept on cooking. 126 00:06:12,815 --> 00:06:14,695 At first, I was thinking about not sleeping. 127 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:17,463 Then I was thinking about thinking about not sleeping. And that... [sputters] 128 00:06:17,487 --> 00:06:18,827 That's never good. 129 00:06:18,905 --> 00:06:19,905 Next thing you know, 130 00:06:19,989 --> 00:06:21,829 they're handing out warm chocolate chip cookies 131 00:06:21,866 --> 00:06:23,166 and the plane's landing. 132 00:06:23,242 --> 00:06:25,322 I didn't get a cookie. Did you eat mine? 133 00:06:25,411 --> 00:06:27,264 That's not part of the story. I think this is us right here. 134 00:06:27,288 --> 00:06:28,458 Hey, how ya doin'? 135 00:06:28,539 --> 00:06:30,017 - My name's Ted. What's yours? - Ollie. 136 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,560 - Ollie. All right. - Let me get your bags. 137 00:06:31,584 --> 00:06:33,964 No, no, no, Ollie. We packed 'em, we'll carry 'em. 138 00:06:34,045 --> 00:06:35,965 Love to make a little pit stop though. 139 00:06:36,047 --> 00:06:37,047 Okay. Follow me. 140 00:06:37,965 --> 00:06:39,255 [horn honks] 141 00:06:40,927 --> 00:06:42,017 [Ted whistles] 142 00:06:42,094 --> 00:06:43,764 Yeah. There you go. 143 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:48,143 Coach, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, right? 144 00:06:48,226 --> 00:06:49,566 [both chuckle] 145 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:51,747 Hey, I've never actually said that when not in Kansas before. 146 00:06:51,771 --> 00:06:53,521 - That's kinda nice. - Yeah. 147 00:06:54,649 --> 00:06:56,439 Well, thanks for indulging us, Ollie. 148 00:06:56,526 --> 00:06:57,906 Ready to boogie whenever you are. 149 00:06:57,985 --> 00:06:59,485 Okay. That's Tower Bridge. 150 00:06:59,570 --> 00:07:02,400 [Ted] Right. Not the London Bridge, 'cause this one's still up. 151 00:07:07,077 --> 00:07:08,917 You know how they came up with soccer? 152 00:07:08,995 --> 00:07:10,585 So, these Victorian-era headmasters, 153 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:13,414 all they wanted to do was get the boys to stop masturbating. 154 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:17,170 So they invented a sport where the boys wouldn't use their hands at all, 155 00:07:17,254 --> 00:07:19,044 and they thought that might do the trick. 156 00:07:19,130 --> 00:07:20,800 I'm not sure if it worked, but... 157 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,560 Feels different, Coach. 158 00:07:38,650 --> 00:07:40,320 I mean, the same, but different. 159 00:07:40,402 --> 00:07:42,402 - Metaphor. - You know it, baby. 160 00:07:42,487 --> 00:07:43,577 [man] Oi! 161 00:07:43,655 --> 00:07:45,705 Oi! Excuse me! 162 00:07:45,782 --> 00:07:46,992 Oi! Hello! 163 00:07:47,075 --> 00:07:48,415 Off! Off! 164 00:07:48,493 --> 00:07:50,083 Stop touching the grass! 165 00:07:50,162 --> 00:07:52,872 Get off! Get off the pitch! Stop touching the grass! Please! 166 00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:54,350 - Yep, yep, yep. Yeah. - Who are you? 167 00:07:54,374 --> 00:07:56,294 I'm Ted Lasso. Uh, this is Coach Beard here. 168 00:07:56,376 --> 00:07:58,636 - [gasps] Oh, God. You're the new manager. - Yes, sir. 169 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:00,382 - Take all the grass you want. - Oh, no... 170 00:08:00,463 --> 00:08:01,774 We just had it cut. I can go through the garbage. 171 00:08:01,798 --> 00:08:04,079 - I can get you some more. - That's all right. No-No need. 172 00:08:04,384 --> 00:08:06,514 - Thank you. - Yeah. 173 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:08,970 - [exhales] - Oh, yeah. 174 00:08:10,264 --> 00:08:12,534 - Still, we got to get off the grass. - Yeah, yeah. Absolutely. 175 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:13,388 Do we apologize? 176 00:08:13,475 --> 00:08:15,162 - Sorry about that, grass. - [Coach Beard] Sorry, grass. 177 00:08:15,186 --> 00:08:16,066 [door closes] 178 00:08:16,145 --> 00:08:18,065 So, we're supposed to meet with a Rebecca Welton. 179 00:08:18,147 --> 00:08:19,457 Yeah, that's where I'm taking you. 180 00:08:19,481 --> 00:08:20,959 Oh. Look at this guy. One step ahead. 181 00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:22,903 Hey, what's your name, by the way? 182 00:08:22,985 --> 00:08:24,075 - Me? - Yeah. 183 00:08:24,153 --> 00:08:25,533 No one ever asks my name. 184 00:08:25,613 --> 00:08:26,653 Oh. 185 00:08:31,952 --> 00:08:33,152 I mean, whenever you're ready. 186 00:08:33,204 --> 00:08:34,664 Oh, um, it's Nathan. 187 00:08:34,747 --> 00:08:36,207 Nathan! Aw, I love that name. 188 00:08:36,290 --> 00:08:37,370 Hey, love your hot dogs. 189 00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:39,083 Yeah. No, I know. 190 00:08:39,168 --> 00:08:41,588 Good, good. Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs here? 191 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:42,670 No. 192 00:08:42,755 --> 00:08:43,755 Okay. 193 00:08:44,965 --> 00:08:46,975 I love this kid. Love him. 194 00:08:47,718 --> 00:08:49,838 I'll introduce you. Big boss. 195 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:50,929 - Here we go. - [knocking] 196 00:08:52,473 --> 00:08:53,473 Hello. 197 00:08:53,891 --> 00:08:56,931 [stammers] 198 00:09:03,818 --> 00:09:06,238 Hey, how y'all doing? I'm Ted Lasso, your new coach. 199 00:09:06,320 --> 00:09:09,700 - You must be Ms. Welton. - Oh. Please, call me Rebecca. 200 00:09:09,782 --> 00:09:10,992 Ms. Welton's my father. 201 00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:13,624 If that's a joke, I love it. 202 00:09:13,702 --> 00:09:15,501 If not, I cannot wait to unpack that with you. 203 00:09:16,037 --> 00:09:17,037 This here is Coach Beard. 204 00:09:17,121 --> 00:09:20,251 It is so good to finally meet you both face-to-face. 205 00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,173 Higgins? 206 00:09:21,251 --> 00:09:24,881 Oh. Sorry. This is Higgins, our current director of communications. 207 00:09:24,963 --> 00:09:25,963 Current? 208 00:09:26,047 --> 00:09:29,627 Could you take Coach Beard and get him their IDs, housing information... 209 00:09:29,717 --> 00:09:31,217 You know, anything they need. 210 00:09:31,302 --> 00:09:34,102 - Wi-Fi password, wet wipes. - Humidifier. Way ahead of you, Coach. 211 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:35,260 Thank you. 212 00:09:37,684 --> 00:09:39,694 - Please, take a seat. - Okay. 213 00:09:40,395 --> 00:09:42,331 - Can I get you something to drink? - Yes, please. 214 00:09:42,355 --> 00:09:44,375 Didn't get much sleep on the plane, so anything you got, 215 00:09:44,399 --> 00:09:46,279 a little boost of caffeine, should do the trick. 216 00:09:46,317 --> 00:09:48,147 You know, mochaccino, Frappuccino... 217 00:09:48,236 --> 00:09:50,986 Any coffee thing, as long as I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good. 218 00:09:51,072 --> 00:09:52,162 How do you take your tea? 219 00:09:52,782 --> 00:09:54,742 Well, usually I take it right back to the counter 220 00:09:54,826 --> 00:09:56,786 'cause someone's made a horrible mistake. But... 221 00:09:56,870 --> 00:09:57,870 when in Rome, right? 222 00:09:58,830 --> 00:10:01,420 Yeah. Look at that. Okay. 223 00:10:01,499 --> 00:10:03,329 Mm. [slurps] 224 00:10:03,418 --> 00:10:04,418 Mm-hmm. 225 00:10:05,211 --> 00:10:06,211 Well? 226 00:10:06,296 --> 00:10:09,316 You know, I always figured that tea was just gonna taste like hot brown water. 227 00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:10,510 And you know what? 228 00:10:10,592 --> 00:10:13,302 I was right. Yeah, it's horrible. No, thank you. 229 00:10:13,386 --> 00:10:14,636 Welcome to England. 230 00:10:14,721 --> 00:10:16,241 Yeah. "Get used to it, sucker." Right? 231 00:10:16,306 --> 00:10:18,136 Now, would you like a tour? 232 00:10:18,224 --> 00:10:20,603 - Ooh, I'd love to see Abbey Road. - Of the club. 233 00:10:20,684 --> 00:10:21,774 Yeah, let's start there. 234 00:10:21,852 --> 00:10:26,862 So, this hall represents the club's long, albeit modest, history. 235 00:10:26,940 --> 00:10:28,780 The first match was played in 1897. 236 00:10:28,859 --> 00:10:33,029 Uh, during the war, our stadium was used as a makeshift hospital. 237 00:10:33,113 --> 00:10:34,573 Yeah, some of the locals claim 238 00:10:34,656 --> 00:10:37,656 they still see fallen soldiers wandering around the pitch. 239 00:10:37,743 --> 00:10:39,123 Ooh. That's spooky. 240 00:10:39,203 --> 00:10:42,043 - Oh. Do you believe in ghosts, Ted? - I do. 241 00:10:42,122 --> 00:10:45,332 But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know? 242 00:10:46,418 --> 00:10:47,248 Okay. 243 00:10:47,336 --> 00:10:49,876 And this is a wall of our previous owners. 244 00:10:50,422 --> 00:10:52,762 Okay. And now look at this fella up here. 245 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:55,387 How 'bout the girls and the champagne and everything? 246 00:10:55,469 --> 00:10:56,929 He looks like a good time. 247 00:10:57,012 --> 00:10:58,222 That's my ex-husband. 248 00:10:58,305 --> 00:11:01,725 Well, good times aren't always a good time, I've found. 249 00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:03,637 You know, I heard about all that. 250 00:11:03,727 --> 00:11:05,017 How you holding up? 251 00:11:07,189 --> 00:11:08,589 Yeah, hasn't been the easiest year. 252 00:11:08,649 --> 00:11:09,689 Yeah. 253 00:11:10,818 --> 00:11:13,068 - So, we'll need you to speak to the press. - Oh, yeah. 254 00:11:13,153 --> 00:11:15,823 No, after a couple nights' good sleep, I'll be happy to do so. 255 00:11:15,906 --> 00:11:18,406 I'm so sorry. I thought you knew. They're ready for you now. 256 00:11:18,492 --> 00:11:19,332 They're what? 257 00:11:19,409 --> 00:11:21,699 [reporters clamoring] 258 00:11:21,787 --> 00:11:22,997 So, without further ado, 259 00:11:23,080 --> 00:11:26,959 the new manager of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso! 260 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:29,501 [scattered applause] 261 00:11:32,922 --> 00:11:34,762 [clears throat] Okay. 262 00:11:34,841 --> 00:11:36,681 All right. How y'all doing? 263 00:11:38,553 --> 00:11:39,643 Oh. 264 00:11:40,263 --> 00:11:43,773 There's Coach. Oluwa Ted, yo. [laughs] 265 00:11:43,850 --> 00:11:45,140 Look, our coach. 266 00:11:47,186 --> 00:11:48,186 Oi! 267 00:11:48,271 --> 00:11:50,981 If I don't hear silence, I'm gonna start punching dicks. 268 00:11:51,983 --> 00:11:54,403 One sec. Let me just... Throat got a little dry. 269 00:11:55,987 --> 00:11:57,777 [grunts, coughs] 270 00:11:59,866 --> 00:12:01,786 Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry. 271 00:12:01,868 --> 00:12:03,788 Look at this twat! 272 00:12:03,870 --> 00:12:05,370 Fucking Yank! 273 00:12:05,454 --> 00:12:07,364 Okay. So, uh, hey. 274 00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:09,836 Why don't we just jump right in? Anybody got any questions? 275 00:12:11,586 --> 00:12:13,706 Oh, yeah, no. Should've saw that coming. 276 00:12:13,796 --> 00:12:15,756 You know what? You can put your hands down. 277 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:16,970 Real quick, um... 278 00:12:17,049 --> 00:12:18,139 [softly] Yeah. 279 00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:19,507 How about I go ahead and address 280 00:12:19,594 --> 00:12:21,884 the larger-than-average elephant in the room. 281 00:12:21,971 --> 00:12:27,101 No, I have never coached the sport that you folks call football at any level. 282 00:12:27,185 --> 00:12:28,185 Jesus. 283 00:12:28,811 --> 00:12:29,901 What? 284 00:12:29,979 --> 00:12:32,858 Heck, you could fill two Internets with what I don't know about football. 285 00:12:34,274 --> 00:12:35,585 But I'll tell you what I do know. 286 00:12:35,609 --> 00:12:38,659 I know that AFC Richmond, like any team I've ever coached, 287 00:12:38,737 --> 00:12:41,067 is gonna go out there and give you everything they got 288 00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:42,716 - for all four quarters. - [man] Halves. 289 00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:45,245 - What was that? - Two halves. 290 00:12:45,327 --> 00:12:46,577 Oh, right. Sorry. Halves, yeah. 291 00:12:46,661 --> 00:12:49,541 They're gonna give you everything they got for two halves, win or lose. 292 00:12:49,623 --> 00:12:50,703 Or tie. 293 00:12:50,790 --> 00:12:52,540 Right. Y'all do ties here. 294 00:12:52,626 --> 00:12:54,812 Sorry. That's going to take some getting used to for me. 295 00:12:54,836 --> 00:12:57,666 'Cause back where I'm from, you try to end a game in a tie, 296 00:12:57,756 --> 00:13:00,836 well, that might as well be the first sign of the apocalypse. 297 00:13:01,676 --> 00:13:03,596 [giggles] 298 00:13:03,678 --> 00:13:06,058 Now, look here. I respect what you folks in the media do. 299 00:13:06,139 --> 00:13:07,979 And my door is always gonna be open. 300 00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:11,478 All right? You can ask me anything. No topic will be into touch. 301 00:13:11,561 --> 00:13:13,901 All right, one final question. 302 00:13:14,523 --> 00:13:16,542 Uh, how about the fellow right there in the second row. 303 00:13:16,566 --> 00:13:17,566 Yeah. 304 00:13:18,193 --> 00:13:19,693 I-I like your glasses. 305 00:13:19,778 --> 00:13:21,618 Oh. Thank you. 306 00:13:22,322 --> 00:13:23,662 Trent Crimm, The Independent. 307 00:13:24,199 --> 00:13:25,989 I just wanna make sure I have this right. 308 00:13:26,076 --> 00:13:28,366 You're an American who's never set foot in England, 309 00:13:28,453 --> 00:13:31,413 whose athletic success has only come at the amateur level... 310 00:13:31,498 --> 00:13:33,538 A second-tier one at that... 311 00:13:33,625 --> 00:13:35,585 And is now being charged with the leadership 312 00:13:35,669 --> 00:13:37,208 of a Premier League football club, 313 00:13:37,294 --> 00:13:40,584 despite clearly possessing very little knowledge of the game. 314 00:13:41,507 --> 00:13:43,047 You got a question in there, Trent? 315 00:13:43,843 --> 00:13:44,923 Yeah. 316 00:13:45,511 --> 00:13:47,181 Is this a fucking joke? 317 00:13:47,263 --> 00:13:48,423 [reporters laughing] 318 00:13:48,514 --> 00:13:50,844 - Thank you, Trent! - I love journalists. 319 00:13:52,017 --> 00:13:54,017 I mean, can you even name any footballers? 320 00:13:54,103 --> 00:13:57,273 Well, yeah, you got Ronaldo and the fellow that bends it like himself. 321 00:13:57,356 --> 00:13:59,543 - Fucking Beckham! Made a film on it! - You dickhead, mate. 322 00:13:59,567 --> 00:14:00,737 Who the fuck are you? 323 00:14:00,818 --> 00:14:02,978 Do you know how many games are in a Premiership season? 324 00:14:03,028 --> 00:14:04,256 Not off the top of my head, no. 325 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:06,660 [speaking French] 326 00:14:06,740 --> 00:14:08,000 Nobody can understand you. 327 00:14:08,075 --> 00:14:09,495 Who won the league last year? 328 00:14:09,577 --> 00:14:11,617 I actually don't know the answer to that. I'm sorry. 329 00:14:12,246 --> 00:14:13,515 [male reporter 2] What's a goalie? 330 00:14:13,539 --> 00:14:16,059 The fella with the big Mickey Mouse hands and the... by the net. 331 00:14:16,083 --> 00:14:17,543 This is bleak. 332 00:14:17,626 --> 00:14:19,126 You need to go back to America. 333 00:14:19,211 --> 00:14:20,671 [overlapping shouts] 334 00:14:23,549 --> 00:14:24,759 [no audible dialogue] 335 00:14:26,927 --> 00:14:28,767 [echoing laughter] 336 00:14:28,846 --> 00:14:30,636 Yeah, yeah. No, yeah. No, no, I... 337 00:14:32,016 --> 00:14:33,596 - [snorts] - [male reporter] Oh! 338 00:14:33,684 --> 00:14:35,054 The bubbles! 339 00:14:35,144 --> 00:14:37,064 Fucking hell! 340 00:14:37,938 --> 00:14:39,488 Coach Lasso. 341 00:14:39,565 --> 00:14:42,194 Good Lord. You must forgive my fellow countrymen. 342 00:14:42,275 --> 00:14:44,065 Somewhere over the last few years, 343 00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:47,362 we seem to have abandoned all sense of manners and hospitality. 344 00:14:47,447 --> 00:14:49,947 My, my, aren't you a salty bunch? 345 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:52,993 But I can't remember the last time the press room was this full. 346 00:14:53,536 --> 00:14:55,496 Yet here you all are. 347 00:14:55,580 --> 00:14:57,340 Maybe you're not such a mad notion after all. 348 00:14:57,373 --> 00:15:00,163 And despite the number of you here, 349 00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:02,161 there is not a single person in this room 350 00:15:02,253 --> 00:15:04,423 who has seen Richmond play more than I have. 351 00:15:04,506 --> 00:15:08,346 And in all those years under the stewardship of the previous owner, 352 00:15:08,426 --> 00:15:10,676 I've witnessed nothing but profound mediocrity. 353 00:15:10,762 --> 00:15:12,552 - [murmuring] - [reporter chuckles] 354 00:15:13,097 --> 00:15:14,267 Am I wrong? 355 00:15:14,349 --> 00:15:16,229 Well, it's a bit harsh. [chuckle] 356 00:15:18,436 --> 00:15:19,476 Am I wrong? 357 00:15:20,730 --> 00:15:21,740 [softly] No. 358 00:15:22,816 --> 00:15:26,616 Now, Coach Lasso may not have the CV that you all find acceptable, 359 00:15:26,694 --> 00:15:28,904 but he does have one thing this club doesn't: 360 00:15:28,988 --> 00:15:30,408 a trophy from this millennium. 361 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:34,861 So, like it or not, Richmond are changing the way we do things. 362 00:15:34,953 --> 00:15:38,033 And from now on, that way is the "Lasso way." 363 00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:43,755 We look forward to seeing you all at our next match with Crystal Palace. 364 00:15:43,837 --> 00:15:45,217 Thank you so much. 365 00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:47,009 [reporters chattering] 366 00:15:47,089 --> 00:15:48,349 Nice meeting y'all. 367 00:15:48,423 --> 00:15:50,713 And, uh, sorry for spittin' on all your stuff up here. 368 00:15:51,468 --> 00:15:52,468 Thank you. 369 00:15:54,596 --> 00:15:55,766 I give him three weeks. 370 00:15:55,848 --> 00:15:59,228 [shudders] Oh, boy. I'm sorry about that. I don't know what happened. 371 00:15:59,309 --> 00:16:01,569 Ted, don't you think about them for another second. 372 00:16:01,645 --> 00:16:02,645 You have a job to do. 373 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,819 And proving them wrong, just been added to the list. 374 00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,658 I appreciate that... Thank you, Coach. 375 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:07,733 Yeah. 376 00:16:07,818 --> 00:16:08,988 [slurps] Mm. 377 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:12,079 See, I'm fine when there's no bubbles. You know, I can do that all day. 378 00:16:12,781 --> 00:16:13,781 [Ted exhales] 379 00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:16,536 Okay. You know, I'd love to say hi to the team, if I can. 380 00:16:16,618 --> 00:16:18,628 Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch. 381 00:16:20,038 --> 00:16:22,418 You can say that again. Okay. 382 00:16:22,499 --> 00:16:24,049 I am 0 for 2 in that sentence. 383 00:16:25,169 --> 00:16:27,259 Ms. Welton, I was a bit skeptical, 384 00:16:27,337 --> 00:16:31,557 but after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice. 385 00:16:31,633 --> 00:16:33,963 Coach Lasso is just what we need. 386 00:16:34,052 --> 00:16:35,342 Oh, he's an absolute wanker. 387 00:16:35,429 --> 00:16:36,269 I know. 388 00:16:36,346 --> 00:16:37,636 Eh, pardon? 389 00:16:37,723 --> 00:16:39,183 I hope he fails miserably. 390 00:16:40,517 --> 00:16:45,277 See, my ex-husband truly loved only one thing his entire life: this club. 391 00:16:45,939 --> 00:16:49,109 And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground. 392 00:16:50,819 --> 00:16:52,278 'Cause I want to torture Rupert. 393 00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:57,326 I want him to feel like he's being fucked in the ass with a splintered cricket bat. 394 00:16:57,408 --> 00:17:01,538 Just in and out, over and over, in a constant loop. 395 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,041 Like a GIF. 396 00:17:03,915 --> 00:17:05,915 That's what GIFs do, isn't it? They're just... 397 00:17:07,168 --> 00:17:08,378 endless. 398 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:11,422 That's... [clears throat] correct. 399 00:17:11,923 --> 00:17:16,053 Uh, though some people, um, pronounce it "JIF." 400 00:17:18,262 --> 00:17:19,642 - Thank you, Higgins. - Thank you. 401 00:17:20,181 --> 00:17:21,971 [footsteps departing] 402 00:17:22,058 --> 00:17:23,108 Uh... 403 00:17:23,935 --> 00:17:26,055 [Ted] Okay, let me use it in a sentence, so it sticks. 404 00:17:26,102 --> 00:17:27,272 The "gaffer"... me... 405 00:17:27,355 --> 00:17:28,945 - Is going out to the "pitch"... - Yeah. 406 00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:30,542 - [whistle blows] - ...the grass here... to watch practice. 407 00:17:30,566 --> 00:17:32,406 "Training." They call practice "training." 408 00:17:32,485 --> 00:17:34,485 All this vernacular. Gonna be tough. 409 00:17:34,570 --> 00:17:37,174 You know what? I'm gonna get it though. 'Cause training makes perfect. 410 00:17:37,198 --> 00:17:38,198 There you go. 411 00:17:38,783 --> 00:17:39,783 Oh. There's our man. 412 00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:43,835 [players yelling] 413 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:47,031 - [cheering] - [player] Jesus, Mary and fuckface Joseph! 414 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:49,623 Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on! 415 00:17:49,710 --> 00:17:52,000 - Ooh! Who is that? - Roy Kent. 416 00:17:52,088 --> 00:17:55,008 Team captain. Classic old-school box-to-box midfielder. 417 00:17:55,091 --> 00:17:58,380 - Definitely lost a step. - But, you know, he's a legend. 418 00:17:58,468 --> 00:18:00,148 Won a Champions League with Chelsea, so... 419 00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,639 - Eight years ago. - Yeah. 420 00:18:03,265 --> 00:18:04,265 Mmm! 421 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:05,429 Oh, God, what? 422 00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:08,606 That is a darn fine sports mix, young fella. 423 00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:09,817 Coach, you try this? 424 00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:12,026 [slurps, swishes] 425 00:18:12,107 --> 00:18:13,107 [gulps] 426 00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:17,197 [chortles] 427 00:18:17,279 --> 00:18:19,507 That does not come lightly from that fella, I'll tell you that. 428 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,031 You continue to impress, Nathan. 429 00:18:22,284 --> 00:18:23,664 You remembered my name. 430 00:18:25,287 --> 00:18:27,167 - [man groans] - Holy smokes! Did you see that? 431 00:18:27,247 --> 00:18:30,257 That fella looked like a kitty cat when it gets spooked by a cucumber. 432 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,373 - Who the heck is that? - Jamie Tartt. 433 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:34,040 Top scorer on the team. 434 00:18:34,129 --> 00:18:35,129 Fuck off. 435 00:18:35,213 --> 00:18:37,883 - Hmm. Nate, what's he like? - Who, Jamie? 436 00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,846 - Mm-hmm. - Eh, he's great. 437 00:18:41,178 --> 00:18:42,178 You know, at football. 438 00:18:44,097 --> 00:18:45,437 Yeah, I know fellas like that. 439 00:18:46,475 --> 00:18:49,245 [Coach Beard] Sam Obisanya. He's a right back defender outta the Nigerian league. 440 00:18:49,269 --> 00:18:51,019 Nigeria? Like Africa? 441 00:18:52,105 --> 00:18:53,905 So these fellas are from all over the place? 442 00:18:53,982 --> 00:18:55,062 I'm open, boyo. 443 00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,627 I mean, he must be from England, yeah? 444 00:18:56,651 --> 00:18:58,151 - Wales. - Is that another country? 445 00:18:58,236 --> 00:19:01,076 - Yes and no. - How many countries are in this country? 446 00:19:01,156 --> 00:19:02,326 - Four. - Four. 447 00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:05,200 It's kinda like America these days. 448 00:19:05,826 --> 00:19:06,836 Right. 449 00:19:21,175 --> 00:19:22,805 I do love a locker room. 450 00:19:23,677 --> 00:19:25,297 Smells like potential. 451 00:19:26,555 --> 00:19:28,685 And am I getting notes of Axe body spray? 452 00:19:28,766 --> 00:19:30,316 - Spot on, Coach. - Mm. 453 00:19:30,392 --> 00:19:32,232 But I think they call it something else here. 454 00:19:37,107 --> 00:19:38,107 Oh. 455 00:19:41,445 --> 00:19:43,285 - Ding, ding, ding. - Ah! 456 00:19:43,781 --> 00:19:44,821 Lynx. 457 00:19:45,616 --> 00:19:47,126 My favorite of the jungle cats. 458 00:19:47,201 --> 00:19:48,911 [players chattering] 459 00:19:52,122 --> 00:19:54,292 Come here. Look at your face. Look at your face. 460 00:19:54,375 --> 00:19:55,465 [Nathan] Thanks, thanks. 461 00:19:55,543 --> 00:19:58,673 [chattering continues] 462 00:20:05,344 --> 00:20:06,724 Yeesh. 463 00:20:06,804 --> 00:20:08,183 Last time I saw eyes that cold, 464 00:20:08,263 --> 00:20:10,263 they were going head-to-head with Roy Scheider. 465 00:20:10,348 --> 00:20:12,308 - Jaws? - No, All That Jazz. 466 00:20:12,392 --> 00:20:14,272 I'm gonna say something. Howdy, fellas. 467 00:20:14,352 --> 00:20:16,152 Don't stop what you're doing. 468 00:20:16,229 --> 00:20:18,609 My name's Ted Lasso. This here is Coach Beard. 469 00:20:18,690 --> 00:20:20,650 I know we don't officially start quite yet, 470 00:20:20,733 --> 00:20:23,073 but, uh, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy, 471 00:20:23,153 --> 00:20:25,033 let you know how excited we are to be here... 472 00:20:25,113 --> 00:20:26,243 [woman] Knock, knock. 473 00:20:26,322 --> 00:20:28,282 Is everyone in here decent? 474 00:20:28,366 --> 00:20:30,196 [chattering] 475 00:20:30,285 --> 00:20:32,625 Oh, boys, that's disappointing. 476 00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:33,874 [laughter, chattering] 477 00:20:33,955 --> 00:20:36,925 Oh, shit. Am I interrupting you? 478 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,540 No, no, that's okay. How can I help you? 479 00:20:39,627 --> 00:20:41,337 No, I'm here to pick up that one. 480 00:20:41,421 --> 00:20:42,841 Yeah. Sorry, Coach. 481 00:20:42,922 --> 00:20:45,092 She made me an appointment. I'm getting waxed. 482 00:20:45,175 --> 00:20:46,318 - [players jeer] - [wolf whistle] 483 00:20:46,342 --> 00:20:48,092 It's more for the fans than it is for me. 484 00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:50,798 Score a goal, gotta take my shirt off. 485 00:20:50,889 --> 00:20:52,469 Sweetheart. 486 00:20:53,850 --> 00:20:55,090 I mean, I can stay if you want. 487 00:20:56,352 --> 00:20:57,352 No, that's okay. 488 00:20:57,437 --> 00:20:58,847 All right, cheers. 489 00:20:58,938 --> 00:21:00,268 - Yeah. - There you go. 490 00:21:00,356 --> 00:21:01,375 All right, kid, after you. 491 00:21:01,399 --> 00:21:03,189 You're gonna be a gentleman now, are you? 492 00:21:03,276 --> 00:21:05,026 No, babe. Just gonna watch your ass. 493 00:21:06,362 --> 00:21:07,652 Fuck off. 494 00:21:07,739 --> 00:21:10,319 Watch it and weep. 495 00:21:10,408 --> 00:21:12,828 [players chattering] 496 00:21:16,622 --> 00:21:19,422 Anyhoo, uh, thank you for your time. 497 00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:27,761 [upbeat RandB music playing] 498 00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:46,283 [song continues] 499 00:22:02,042 --> 00:22:03,342 [song ends] 500 00:22:03,418 --> 00:22:06,048 - Coach. You gotta stay up. - [groans] 501 00:22:06,964 --> 00:22:09,174 Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop. 502 00:22:10,050 --> 00:22:11,050 [sighs] 503 00:22:12,261 --> 00:22:14,141 Roy! Hey, Roy! 504 00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:17,598 Yeah? What do you want? 505 00:22:17,683 --> 00:22:19,892 It was real fun watching you out there today. 506 00:22:19,976 --> 00:22:22,226 You know, the boys really respond to you. 507 00:22:22,311 --> 00:22:24,711 It doesn't surprise me though. You've had a heck of a career. 508 00:22:25,273 --> 00:22:26,323 Thank you. 509 00:22:26,399 --> 00:22:27,479 Mm-hmm. 510 00:22:28,025 --> 00:22:31,405 Never thought it would end being coached by Ronald fucking McDonald. 511 00:22:38,327 --> 00:22:40,407 You gonna let him call you that? 512 00:22:40,496 --> 00:22:41,976 I don't think he was referring to me. 513 00:22:42,331 --> 00:22:45,461 Hmm. He thinks he's mad now, wait till we win him over. 514 00:22:46,210 --> 00:22:48,710 He'll be furious. 515 00:22:48,796 --> 00:22:50,046 You got any tape? 516 00:23:02,393 --> 00:23:03,403 [clears throat] 517 00:23:25,123 --> 00:23:26,642 [in deep voice] What you doing in there? 518 00:23:26,666 --> 00:23:29,376 - [groans] - Oh, shit. I'm sorry. Are you all right? 519 00:23:29,461 --> 00:23:30,961 Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. 520 00:23:31,046 --> 00:23:32,216 I shouldn't laugh. 521 00:23:32,297 --> 00:23:33,837 It's okay. 522 00:23:33,924 --> 00:23:37,884 No, I was just making some adjustments to the locker room here. 523 00:23:37,969 --> 00:23:39,469 Nice, yeah. 524 00:23:39,554 --> 00:23:43,014 Though, I believe it's crooked. 525 00:23:44,392 --> 00:23:46,704 Now here I am thinking it was the room that was all outta whack. 526 00:23:46,728 --> 00:23:48,328 But you know what? I think you're right. 527 00:23:48,480 --> 00:23:49,780 [chuckles] 528 00:23:49,856 --> 00:23:51,646 What you doing back here? Where's Jamie? 529 00:23:51,733 --> 00:23:53,233 Oh, he left his phone in his locker. 530 00:23:53,318 --> 00:23:54,908 Why didn't he come get it? 531 00:23:54,986 --> 00:23:57,406 He's still getting waxed. He's surprisingly furry. 532 00:23:57,489 --> 00:23:59,689 The hair was, like, growing back while she was doing it. 533 00:24:00,075 --> 00:24:01,905 - Come on, now. - [laughs] May I? 534 00:24:01,993 --> 00:24:03,743 - Yeah, yeah. Help yourself. - Thanks. 535 00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:13,380 Lower it down on that side. 536 00:24:13,463 --> 00:24:14,463 Oh. Great. 537 00:24:14,548 --> 00:24:15,718 Keep going. Little bit. 538 00:24:16,633 --> 00:24:17,633 Teeny bit more. 539 00:24:17,717 --> 00:24:19,297 Stop! That's perfect. 540 00:24:19,386 --> 00:24:21,886 All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork. 541 00:24:22,931 --> 00:24:24,521 - Pow. Yeah. - Old-school. 542 00:24:24,599 --> 00:24:27,059 - I'm Keeley, by the way. - Oh, yeah. Hey, I'm Ted Lasso. 543 00:24:27,144 --> 00:24:29,263 No, I know. You're trending hard on Twitter right now. 544 00:24:29,353 --> 00:24:30,513 How 'bout that. 545 00:24:31,188 --> 00:24:32,898 - Do you even tweet? - Now. 546 00:24:32,982 --> 00:24:34,392 But I do beatbox all right. 547 00:24:35,317 --> 00:24:38,317 [beatboxing] 548 00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:42,330 [pop] 549 00:24:43,784 --> 00:24:46,784 I never know how to react when a grown man beatboxes in front of me. 550 00:24:46,871 --> 00:24:48,831 Well, I hope you never run into Biz Markie. 551 00:24:48,914 --> 00:24:50,334 [soft chuckle] 552 00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:51,706 All right. 553 00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:54,662 Well, if you get curious and you start searching around on Twitter, 554 00:24:54,753 --> 00:24:56,293 I would avoid 555 00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:59,430 - Okay. - Or wanker. Or dick. 556 00:25:00,050 --> 00:25:01,720 - Well, I'll take your word for it. - Oh. 557 00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,810 Welcome to England. 558 00:25:12,813 --> 00:25:14,773 Thank you. Hey, and thanks again for the lift. 559 00:25:14,857 --> 00:25:15,857 That's all right. 560 00:25:15,900 --> 00:25:17,530 Hey, this you, Nate? 561 00:25:17,610 --> 00:25:19,490 Oh, that one? God, no. No, couldn't handle that. 562 00:25:19,570 --> 00:25:21,070 This is me. Green one here. 563 00:25:21,155 --> 00:25:23,535 Right. So, get that in there. 564 00:25:23,616 --> 00:25:24,616 Come on. 565 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:27,330 Already burning the midnight oil, I see, Ted. 566 00:25:27,411 --> 00:25:28,621 Well, as the man once said, 567 00:25:28,704 --> 00:25:31,284 "The harder you work, the luckier you get," huh? 568 00:25:32,166 --> 00:25:33,166 [Nathan] On the diagonal. 569 00:25:33,250 --> 00:25:35,269 My apologies, Ted. We should have ordered you a car. 570 00:25:35,293 --> 00:25:36,623 Oh, no. That's okay. 571 00:25:36,711 --> 00:25:38,231 - Night, y'all. - [Coach Beard] Got it. 572 00:25:38,588 --> 00:25:40,298 [gags, clears throat] 573 00:25:41,341 --> 00:25:42,341 What is wrong with you? 574 00:25:42,425 --> 00:25:44,555 It's just that everything I've eaten today... 575 00:25:45,512 --> 00:25:47,422 feels like it's stuck right here. 576 00:25:47,514 --> 00:25:48,724 [Coach Beard grunts] 577 00:25:49,474 --> 00:25:50,724 I got it. I got it. 578 00:25:50,809 --> 00:25:52,689 [grunting] 579 00:25:52,769 --> 00:25:53,769 Here we go. 580 00:25:53,853 --> 00:25:57,143 He seems like such a nice man. I'm not sure I can do this. 581 00:25:59,108 --> 00:26:00,358 Obviously, for this to work, 582 00:26:00,443 --> 00:26:04,823 I'm going to need the full support of my new director of football operations. 583 00:26:05,824 --> 00:26:08,244 I'm assuming that's a promotion and substantial pay rise 584 00:26:08,326 --> 00:26:10,826 that would be of interest to you and your family. 585 00:26:11,454 --> 00:26:13,284 [horn honking] 586 00:26:13,373 --> 00:26:15,493 Hey, look, this car's got an invisible steering wheel! 587 00:26:16,543 --> 00:26:17,583 [honking] 588 00:26:17,669 --> 00:26:18,669 I'm just kidding. 589 00:26:18,711 --> 00:26:20,421 It's my man Nate here running the horn. 590 00:26:20,505 --> 00:26:23,135 You're a godsend, Ted Lasso. 591 00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:25,056 [chuckles] Takes one to know one. 592 00:26:25,135 --> 00:26:26,805 - [honking] - [chuckling] 593 00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:30,722 Well? 594 00:26:32,058 --> 00:26:33,268 I accept. 595 00:26:33,351 --> 00:26:34,471 Wonderful. 596 00:26:37,105 --> 00:26:38,105 [exhales] 597 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,100 Oh, and, uh, Higgins, 598 00:26:42,192 --> 00:26:44,982 I know that there'll be elements to this little adventure 599 00:26:45,070 --> 00:26:46,360 that will weigh on you a bit. 600 00:26:46,446 --> 00:26:48,696 But, uh, I'm sure it won't be harder than it was 601 00:26:48,782 --> 00:26:51,782 to sneak all Rupert's women in and out behind my back all those years. 602 00:26:54,746 --> 00:26:56,416 [engine starts] 603 00:27:00,836 --> 00:27:03,086 [Higgins gags, groans] 604 00:27:07,134 --> 00:27:08,264 This is you, Coach. 605 00:27:09,303 --> 00:27:11,513 Okay. All right. You good? 606 00:27:11,597 --> 00:27:13,187 - I'm good. You good? - Yeah. 607 00:27:13,265 --> 00:27:14,492 - Night, Coach. - Good night, Coach. 608 00:27:14,516 --> 00:27:15,976 Oh. I almost forgot. 609 00:27:17,269 --> 00:27:18,779 What's this for? 610 00:27:18,854 --> 00:27:20,524 - "Into touch." - Get some sleep, Coach. 611 00:27:20,606 --> 00:27:21,816 Yeah, I will. 612 00:27:56,641 --> 00:27:57,891 [exhales] 613 00:28:04,899 --> 00:28:06,099 [clears throat] 614 00:28:09,070 --> 00:28:11,530 Hey, big guy. How you doing? How was school today? 615 00:28:12,907 --> 00:28:13,827 Right. 616 00:28:13,908 --> 00:28:15,498 Ah, no, I-I forgot. 617 00:28:15,576 --> 00:28:17,836 Yeah. Yeah, I'm a little loopy today. 618 00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:20,740 Yeah. Yeah, you could say that. 619 00:28:20,832 --> 00:28:22,252 [chuckles] 620 00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:24,753 No, no, that's okay. No. I just wanted to hear your voice. 621 00:28:24,836 --> 00:28:26,386 Yeah. Yeah, go do your thing. Yeah. 622 00:28:26,462 --> 00:28:28,042 Hey, is your mom there? 623 00:28:28,130 --> 00:28:30,210 Okay. Thanks, big guy. 624 00:28:30,299 --> 00:28:31,379 Hey, I miss you. 625 00:28:34,011 --> 00:28:35,511 Yeah, I love you too. 626 00:28:36,222 --> 00:28:37,222 Okay. 627 00:28:46,732 --> 00:28:48,062 Hey, how you doing? 628 00:28:48,734 --> 00:28:51,403 Yeah. Well, you know, so far so good. You know? 629 00:28:52,821 --> 00:28:55,151 [stammers] It's gonna take some getting used to, yeah. 630 00:28:55,240 --> 00:28:57,910 But-But I think once we get going, it's gonna go all right. 631 00:28:58,827 --> 00:29:01,377 Yeah. No, that's true, that's true. Yeah. 632 00:29:02,289 --> 00:29:04,959 Well, you know what? It's actually pretty nice. Yeah. 633 00:29:06,126 --> 00:29:08,796 Yeah, and tell you what, they got a cute neighborhood too. 634 00:29:08,879 --> 00:29:09,879 Yeah. 635 00:29:09,963 --> 00:29:12,343 Yeah, you and the little guy gotta get on over here. 636 00:29:12,424 --> 00:29:13,594 Come check it out. 637 00:29:18,597 --> 00:29:19,897 What? No, what did I say? 638 00:29:23,435 --> 00:29:26,105 But that's what I'm doing though. I'm giving you that space. 639 00:29:27,731 --> 00:29:28,731 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 640 00:29:28,815 --> 00:29:30,615 Yeah, and myself. Right. Uh-huh. 641 00:29:32,611 --> 00:29:33,651 Okay. 642 00:29:34,404 --> 00:29:36,404 No, no. That's okay. Yeah, yeah. 643 00:29:36,490 --> 00:29:37,740 Hey, hey, Michelle. 644 00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:40,377 I love you. 645 00:29:44,372 --> 00:29:46,332 No, no, that's okay. You don't have to. 646 00:29:47,584 --> 00:29:49,584 Really. Yeah. 647 00:29:52,464 --> 00:29:53,554 Okay. 648 00:29:54,591 --> 00:29:55,840 Uh-huh. 649 00:29:55,925 --> 00:29:57,725 All right, now. Good night. 650 00:30:02,473 --> 00:30:03,473 [phone clicks] 651 00:30:15,236 --> 00:30:17,906 Shoot. Now I can't sleep. 652 00:30:18,614 --> 00:30:21,624 [rap music playing] 653 00:30:21,648 --> 00:30:24,648